"This will be my chariot."
"...an SUV?"
-- The Red King to his incredulous spectators
"Two people lookin' for blood, one just lookin' for love~"
-- Jeremy
"Good idea, let's call the necomancer!"
-- Mickey making fun of someone's inability to pronounce things
"Boris don't know. Ask the ferret."
-- Boris
"Omnomnom."
-- Hungry vampires
"But I won't have the keys!"
"Then just hotwire the car or something!"
"I'm a doctor, not a mechanic."
-- Muraki makes a Star Trek reference
"Excuse me, *LICK* ...I see you've been to Afghanistan."
-- Jeremy depicting a hypothetical situation
"President'n is hard, Lawlz"
--G.W. Bush covering shit up after the Prince blew shit up
"Tim was Uncle Bad Touch!!"
-- Jeremy explaining how Tim is much worse than Muraki's creepy girlfriend
"I'm sorry, it'll save my ass, not like I can bring him back now that he's been pickled."
--Muraki talking to Jak Jak while he's flipping his shit
"Please, please no more! I want my feet back!!"
--Random victim of The Duke
"I'm a bad ass with my one eye patch! ...What, a girl with spiders in her skin!? FLEE!!"
"Who's side are you on??"
"Hey, I'm the one with the cookies."
--Jeremy and Jen, Jen won
"Does he taste like Toquitoes?"
"...Yes."
"Yay!!"
--Muraki tasting the blood of a victim who happened to be Mexican, Megan having a racist moment
"W-was she an agent of Terror?"
All: "Yes!!"
--The gang covering their asses after committing assault on some poor man
Jaws theme song:
"SURPRISE BUTT SEX!!"
-- Oddly enough, Katie said this one
"Hey, listen!"
"NO! I am not gonna take this crap in real life!!"
"Hey--"
"NO NAVI, FUCK YOU!!!"
--Ariel, I'm not sure exactly what provoked this
"Slave trade or meat market?"
--Jeremy asking a valid question about Loki's blood cattle breeding program
"You wouldn't know majesty if it bit you on the ass!"
--Jen and Jeremy attacking Katie's tiny ego
"Don't make me get out of my chair, Woman!"
"Yea, like I'm really afraid of that"
--Jeremy and Jen again...Jen wins
”Stalking does pay off.”
-- Etienne, after Arius regains 400 years worth of her memories
"Even now I'm at your wiiindow"
--Katie commenting after the group is shot at by a sniper.
"We're Paris Hilton... Times 2"
--Kelsey explaining what the double-mint twins look like
"Is he Groovy?"
"Uh...well?"
"Just say yes."
"Yes, he's groovy."
"Yay!"
--Katie, Ariel, Bolthy describing some magie guy
"She bones him to DEATH!!!"
--Jak Jak (Katie died briefly after that)
"Unless he's guilty by penetration."
--Musterseed remarking at Jak Jak's plea to Muraki's innocence.
"They're Oriental Mages!!"
(Group laugh)
"What? What?!?"
--Jak Jak/Kyle, the joke explains itself
"We scare because we care"
--sub-motto
"You involved Muraki, there is no diplomacy"
--Megan and Jeremy (joined at the end) The "oriental" mages threaten to go through Muraki to get to Johanna
"I love being us"
--Paris Twins
"Yea, 120 miles of ugly"
--Paris twins regarding the RV
"Hitler would totally be cool if only he had a little pot"
--Megan, trying to solve the Captain Nazi problem (Like to note, I'm going to special Hell)
"If I go into the lake, I'm probably gonna be eaten by... Faerie crabs!"
-- Ariel, making up horrible spirit creatures
"She's alive?"
"She's a Nosferatu."
"...She's italian?"
-- Katie, quoting old vampire movies
"I'm getting felt up by the lady of the lake!"
-- Ariel, boldly going where no men have gone before
"I'm not pretty anymore! *cries on the inside*"
-- Poor Ariel. ):
"I have a vampire up my nose!"
-- Katie after inhaling an old vampire spirit.
"*whips off panties* Fetch, boys."
-- Johanna, being a creepy bitch.
"The hedge is my bitch."
-- Ariel after an acceptional roll.
"Ve have vays of making you eat it"
--Captian Nazi...I'm not all to sure what brought this on.
"He gave me time!"
"He quite literally gave you time."
--JakJak recieving a ball of time from God, Nick and Megan responding to his reaction
"Am I going to have to search the world in full angst....Do I get a cool hat?"
--Katie
"I know this lovely resturaunt"
*Group* "Do they serve Panfuls??"
--God talking to JakJak
"Fucking Olympics"
--I'm not sure who said this or why, but it is rather amusing
"WHAT THE SHIT???"
--Loki freaking out as his dead sister-in-law's soul reaches over the side of the ferry.
"He's not a monster just ahead of the curve"
--Katie quoting Dark Knight
"I feel...different" *Insert Star Wars music*
--Johanna becoming the Lord of Hell
"He's the red King of Interior Design."
--AJ with his lovely gay impression
"Can I get some Demons all up in dis joint?"
-- Katie asking Bolthy what she can do against the Red King.
"He bad, he make me cry!!"
--Arius crying to Etienne to attack the Red King
"Damn You God!!!!"
-- JakJak...it explains itself
Comments (1)
Megan said
at 10:55 pm on Apr 28, 2008
How DARE You correct my grammar!!!! Ferk you Katie, okay...Yea that's right I said it, FERK YOU!!
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